fuck yes
One of the greatest shows ever. The Mighty Boosh
hahah oh shit.. Letters and Numbers is the best
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Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering,
There is a crack,
A crack in everything
That’s how the light gets in.
━ Leonard Cohen, “Anthem”
Observation of the boring kind

I rarely finish sentences.

They’re either really long and drift off into nothing and the other person either finishes them or they don’t and it’s an awkward pause.

or they’re very short.

like this.

yep.

So I just read this book. Cover to cover in one sitting. This book is just extraordinary. Just read it. At one point I had to stop reading and get a tissue because endless tears were streaming down my face. It’s so rare that a piece of written work or even a film does this to me. Some of the paragraphs are just gems. i.e. “He was asking too many questions and he was asking them too quickly. They were stacking up in my head like loaves in the factory where Uncle Terry works. The factory is a bakery and he operates the slicing machines. And sometimes a slicer is not working fast enough but the bread keeps coming and there is a blockage. I sometimes think of my mind as a machine, but not always as a bread-slicing machine. It makes it easier to explain to other people what is going on inside it.” Brilliant
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And then I thought that I had to be like Sherlock Holmes and I had to detach my mind at will to a remarkable degree so that I did not notice how much it was hurting inside my head.
━ Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
My entire school: You don't talk much.
Me: Cause you're all cunts.
I’ve seen these plants in india! Our crazy tour guide showed us and we collectively went ahhhhhhhhhh

I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger, but she did move to Ballarat in 1854

chocolateshreddies: omg
americans: omg Gotye is so good have you heard his new song yet omg its so new and amazing
australians: that song came out a year and a half ago